theonewhowatches18:

weavemama:

people love saying “owning a gun is my god given right!!” as if god pulled out a glock when adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit lmaooo if you don’t get out of here with that

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(via t4docroe)

rexuality:

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”

(via eternallygay)